Woody Allen snillingur

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Next Life" by Woody Allen


   In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead
   and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home
   feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
   collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold
   watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're
   young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and
   are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then
   go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no
   responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you
   spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with
   central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and
   then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
   I rest my case.